Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A: A bird that talks your ear off!
Q: What’s a pirate’s favourite letter of the alphabet
A: Arrrr
Q: What do you get when you cross a pie and a rat?
A: A PieRat! (A Pirate)
Q: What has eight legs and eight eyes?
A: Eight pirates
Q: How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg?
A: An arm and a leg
