Q: What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A: A pat on the head. (Cow poos are called Cow Pats)
Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A: A head-banger.

Q: What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A: A pat on the head. (Cow poos are called Cow Pats)
Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A: A head-banger.