TEACHER: Susan, your story on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
SUSAN: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
TEACHER: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
JOHNNY: I is…
TEACHER: No, Johnny. Always say, “I am.”
JOHNNY: All right… ” I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
After many years, a prisoner is finally released. He runs around yelling. “I’m free! I’m free!” A little child walks up to him and says, “So what? I’m 4.”
