Monthly Jokes

TEACHER: Susan, your story on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

SUSAN: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!

TEACHER: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.

JOHNNY: I is…

TEACHER: No, Johnny, always say, “I am.”

JOHNNY: All right… ” I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

After many Years, a prisoner is finally released. He runs around yelling. “I’m free! I’m free!”

A little child walks up to him and says, “So what? I’m 4.”