While robbing a home, a burglar hears someone say, “God is watching you.” To his relief, he realizes it is just a parrot mimicking something it had heard.The burglar asks the parrot, “What’s your name?” The parrot says, “Moses.” The burglar goes on to ask, “What kind of a person names their parrot Moses?” The parrot replies, “The same kind of person that names his Rottweiler God.”
