1. An Australian drover rode into Dubbo on Thursday, stayed three days and then rode out on Thursday. How did he do that?
2. A bus driver was heading down McNamara Street in Queenstown Tasmania. He saw a “no right turn” sign, but turned right anyway. He came to a one-way street, but went the wrong way. A police officer saw everything he had done, but did not arrest him. Why not?
Want to know the answers?
Answer 1: Thursday was the name of his horse.
Answer 2: The bus driver was walking, not driving his bus.